Big Coyote Energy

Dear gender identity, Hi. It's me. It's been a while since we talked. I know i've been kind of standoffish lately, but that's mostly because of you. I don't know what to do with you. Can you maybe, get a grip? I always thought i was straight. Then there were girls i liked. Then there were non-gender-binary people that i like. But mostly i like men, and by like, i mean fuck. I don't usually care what they identify as, but biocock (cis-cock?) is basically the top tier of what i need to be fulfilled sexually. So... Help me out here. Am i straight? Am i pansexual? Do i have to give a fuck? Sincerely, Management.

As a cis-female who has played the online dating game for a while, i feel like i can say with certainty that there are some serious pitfalls that some people fall into when trying to find a partner(s). Straight guys, this is for you. If you're looking for a partner online via; OKCupid, AdultFriendFinder, Fetlife, Match.com or any other community site or dating site, you may at least want to pretend you've read this. Or, read it for real and glean information and get results. Like real results that find you awesome people. Step 1. Read profiles. Seriously. Read profiles. Step 2. Read profiles . I needed to say it again. Step 3. Read the profile again. Maybe even a 5th time. Step 4. Messaging Identify people that stand out to you by reading profiles. Tailor individually made messages of appropriate length. I would say 2-10 sentences is enough. Don't spend eons on a message and then get heartbroken when you don't hear back from "her." Let me in on a little se...