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We just got back from a very wonderful time at @Lynk and @Ever's house.  Now for the things left to do before... FUSION! Sunday: Relax. Lots of laundry.  Watch Mongrels. Avoid cave crickets. Monday: Work. Shoe shopping. Tuesday: Work. Date night. Either seeing @Formerly Thor or going to a possible BBQ at @HarshJudgement's place with @Beemo @M0co. Wednesday: Work. Grabbing the last of the things needed for Fusion. Packing for Fusion. Thursday: Work. Rope Bite. Friday: Go to Fusion!

Yeah, i went there. I'm not a staunch democrat, i'd actually vote for a nice moderate republican, but those don't exist lately. So have some insulting memes. I also got to the point where i deleted my POF, OKC and CM accounts. Done with considering vanilla partners and idots (via CM). Also updated twitter: @eroticwetatomic

He herp'd when he should have derp'd. *Back to your regularly scheduled blogging shortly.

Quick post just to update everyone that I am back from the Godless Gathering PA.0. I survived and had an incredible time.  Met some fantastic people that I'm sad I only get to see once or twice a year.  It was pretty successful. The video footage will be uploaded later.  It will be uploaded to my original youTube channel, and then mirrored at the EroticWetAtomic youTube channel. Also, I have a twitter that I might annoyingly update sometimes; #eroticwetatomic. Just editing the post to announce that the video footage has been uploaded to YouTube under EroticWetAtomic (this attached channel) and FineLineFalling, my regular "G" rated channel. 

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Screen shot from American Dad So... it's the 22nd and we're all still here. Tisk tisk tisk Harold, I'm pretty sure it's a sin in your ridiculous religion to lie about the coming of Jesus. Now Harold Camping has run off. Probably out of shame or perhaps he just wants us to think he was the only one raptured... I'm not buying your bullshit Harold, because it doesn't pass the bullshit test. If it looks like a duck, sounds like a duck and walks like a duck, you can be sure that you're a crock pot. I made rapture cookies from regular chocolate chip cookies, you are all welcome to one, or four, since you SURVIVED THE RAPTURE! :D And, if you like commemorative t-shirts, you will love these: Rapture Survivalware .

It disgusts me that one human being can spread so much hate, idiocy and bigotry all in the name of "God." I find it difficult to articulate the absolute repulsion I feel for people like this.  Seriously, my skin is crawling having to even think of words to make this entry. I think the only people that make me feel even worse are the Westboro Baptist Church (Fred Phelps) but he is such a fucking nut job that I can kind of get over that. But Harold Camping has his own radio show that I sometimes pass while looking for NPR.  According to Mr. Camping, the world is going to end on May 21, 2011 (which is also D's birthday encase anyone is wondering, srsly) because of "the gays." As if "the gays" are a reason for anything to happen (except for sexy parties). Fundamentalist Christians just cherry pick and rose-glass their way through the bible, browsing along like a choosy mom in the supermarket picking only the most obscure items in the store. Then bringing...

Oh My God guys its MAY!  I totally dropped the ball updating in april.. Brb, gonna blame it on a cat. This thing is about to get a lot busier. A lot. I've just discovered Dan Savage and I think I'm in love with a gay man. Listening to his podcasts and reading his column has given me a ton of inspiration for posts. My plan is to update once a week, or three times a month or so. I'm  absolutely willing to take topic questions if a viewer has one. I know you guys are out there, I seeeee youuuuu. ;) Happy to keep stuff anonymous--just toss me an email : eroticwetatomic@gmail.com and let me know whats up. If you want any pertinent info included let me know, or I can leave it out. Almost any topic applies, even shit like "how many dicks have you had in your vagina?" Not necessarily a topic post, but I can tack it on somewhere. Future post topics for May include: Girls: You have VAGINAS--USE THEM Finding the perfect partner Keeping your relationship exciting ...

Uh, so I've been entirely distracted by almost everything; work, movies, TV, going to the zoo, thunderstorms, drawn together, chick-fil-a, geckos and cats stuffing themselves into boxes that are way too small for them. I think I'm also going to start adding personal and anecdotal stories because I can't talk about sex all the time, even though I should. Oh, I've also totally been distracted by sex. Have you ever used a magic wand? The drawing to the left is of fatthing, I drew it myself. His spot is on the wrong side, but other than that it's totally accurate. Like, 100%.  He's even got a cat-flap. Fatthing's real name is Dexter. When we adopted him, his name was Merlin. This cat is no Merlin. I've met smarter rocks than this cat. He also answers to tubby, tubs, Biglots, fatty-fatty-two-by-four-can't-fit-through-the-kitchen-door, fat, and bubba. He also comes when called. Ok, so maybe he's kind of smart. He's also from Upstate New York like...