I have a rediculous case of penis envy. Sure girls get all kinds of neat interesting sex toys, but we don't have crazy guys in Japan making kinky awesome sex toys for us, but the boys do ;) . Tenga is a fantastic company that caters to male masturbatory aides. And boy do they make the coolest things! To the right is the Tenga Egg "wavy." The tenga eggs are (technically sold as one use, but they can be reused) silicon "eggs" that have a texture or pattern in the inside. They stretch to fit over the penis and aid in making masturbation fun. Since I don't have a penis I'll have to go off of what D has told me. I got him a tenga egg for his birthday and he loves the thing. I actually got him the wavy pattern pictured right and he enjoyed the feeling the toy gave him. He managed to get a few weeks use out of it before it broke down. They are pretty affordable (between 4-8 dollars USD depending on where you purchase them from). I would suggest washing w...