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Toy Review: I Have Penis Envy

I have a rediculous case of penis envy. Sure girls get all kinds of neat interesting sex toys, but we don't have crazy guys in Japan making kinky awesome sex toys for us, but the boys do ;) .

Tenga is a fantastic company that caters to male masturbatory aides. And boy do they make the coolest things! To the right is the Tenga Egg "wavy." The tenga eggs are (technically sold as one use, but they can be reused) silicon "eggs" that have a texture or pattern in the inside. They stretch to fit over the penis and aid in making masturbation fun. Since I don't have a penis I'll have to go off of what D has told me. I got him a tenga egg for his birthday and he loves the thing.  I actually got him the wavy pattern pictured right and he enjoyed the feeling the toy gave him.  He managed to get a few weeks use out of it before it broke down.  They are pretty affordable (between 4-8 dollars USD depending on where you purchase them from).  I would suggest washing with soap and water and allowing the toy to air dry if you are going to be saving it for another go-around. This seemed to work well for D.

The tenga eggs come in 7 different patterns; twister, stepper, spider, silky, clicker, wavy and twinkle. Each one has a different pattern inside to give different sensations during masturbation.

The egg comes in a little plastic egg egg container (wrapped in the outer wrapper). Open the wrapper and then the plastic cover. Inside that is the actual toy. Inside the toy is a packet of special lube to add to the experience.  The toy seems like it would fit most penis sizes; the silicon stretches to fit over the entire (or almost entire) length of the penis.

Tenga makes other products than just the eggs. To the left are other toys made by Tenga.  To me, they kind of look like a bunch of hair care and shower gel bottles which makes them pretty easy to hide in plain sight. Each of the toys is made to give the user a different sensation.  All of these are also marketed as "single use" toys and the price is a bit more on the expensive side; 14-22.00 USD depending where you buy them from.  I'm looking forward to getting one for D (if I can pry him away from the eggs) and letting him test one of these babies out.  I'd eventually like to go through them and review them all. (If any of my readers have used any tenga products and want to give me a review, send me an email with your toy type and your thoughts about it! I'll publish it in the blog).

Tenga does make a reusable toy marketed with about 50 uses.  The Flip Hole is a toy that opens completely to allow for a good cleaning. It also has a little clip that doubles as a stand for it to dry on.  It seems like a great invention, just like most of their other products.  The Flip hole retails for about 70 USD which is pretty pricy to me for something that you can only jizz in 50 times but hey-some people make a lot more money than I do. When I'm rich I'll buy one of these for D and let him go to town with it.

Tenga toys take male masturbation to a whole new level for guys.  Making masturbation a lot less creepy and a whole lot cooler. Having an egg or a flip cup is much cooler (and more sanitary to me) than a fleshlight.  As far as I know, the Tenga products feel a lot better too. ;) I know what I'm getting for all my male playmates for the holiday season this year.

You can find the entire line of tenga products here.

Comments

  1. Personally, I have not yet tried the eggs. However, I cannot recommend the Fleshlight enough. They are not cheap, so I was wary about it, but the money was well worth it. It quickly went to the top of my list of favorite male toys. I do plan to try the eggs soon.

    In the upper left hand corner of the picture, is the TENGA Deep Throat. I got it based on the recommendation from the TENGA website, but I broke it after 3 uses. Maybe it was a fluke, but there I was with a busted TENGA. If you are curious, the inner portion came loose from the plastic housing, and it would not stay put again. I ended up throwing the plastic housing away, and keeping the guts of the toy. (This makes for a great sleeve, which you can pack into a small bag, and take it with you on trips.)

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  2. Absolutely try the eggs. D is in love with the things.

    The deepthroat and other toys are marketed as "single use" which makes no sense to me. The removable sleeve idea almost makes it more appealing of a device. Jesus Christ I wish I had a dick.

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