Big Coyote Energy

It's gonna get fucked, i don't *really* have a choice*. And it isn't just going to get fucked, it's going to get raped. Or something. I don't know. All i know is i want to make this experience as easy as possible. Considering the last time i had something in my butt that wasn't my plug was probably 2011, i'm out of practice. Things i know: * Lube * Lube * Lube * Patience * Lube * Relax * Lube * oh and lube. * maybe more lube * enema? * lube * also, lube The 12-15 times i've tried to have buttsex the way 'you're supposed' to has always been fucking uncomfortable. My ass doesn't stretch, or i'm not doing it right. Forplay - check. Relaxed-check. Sometimes alcohol (on my end) - check. Butplug - check. I have TWO buttplugs in two different sizes! One that takes me 30 minutes to get in. It's an NJOY MEDIUM. It isn't like im trying to stuff the [Great American Challenge][http://www.amazon.com/Doc-Johnson-Great-Americ...

I get that male sexuality is something to be embraced. Guys start playing with themselves from the time they figure out they have something "down there." Us vagina-havers aren't always so familiar with our bodies. This is certainly something that should change if you are comfortable with the idea of masturbation.  Everyone loves orgasms, bla bla bla. That said. I don't really masturbate. I don't like it. It's like a chore for me. Masturbation is the last option before insanity for me. There is a reason for this and it has taken me years to figure out. Sex is an experience for me. Sex is something i do with someone else (or a few someone elses). Masturbation is something i do, to myself. There is no one else. Either i make up the fantasy or nothing happens. Either i dominate myself, or nothing happens. Honestly, nothing is better in most cases. I am incapable of dominating myself. I'm a submissive, dammit. There is very little difference to me between...

Those of you who have met me in person know that I absolutely rave about my Hitachi Magic Wand.  I was nonorgasmic with partners until I got this thing.  They tend to be a little on the pricy side (50-75+) but I was browsing around on FetLife and found a website selling them for just under 40.00.  Shipping in the US is about 7 dollars so it really is a good deal if you're in the market for one.  You can find the website here . More real updates coming soon, D and I just had a fantastic couple of evenings.

I have a rediculous case of penis envy. Sure girls get all kinds of neat interesting sex toys, but we don't have crazy guys in Japan making kinky awesome sex toys for us, but the boys do ;) . Tenga is a fantastic company that caters to male masturbatory aides. And boy do they make the coolest things! To the right is the Tenga Egg "wavy." The tenga eggs are (technically sold as one use, but they can be reused) silicon "eggs" that have a texture or pattern in the inside. They stretch to fit over the penis and aid in making masturbation fun. Since I don't have a penis I'll have to go off of what D has told me. I got him a tenga egg for his birthday and he loves the thing.  I actually got him the wavy pattern pictured right and he enjoyed the feeling the toy gave him.  He managed to get a few weeks use out of it before it broke down.  They are pretty affordable (between 4-8 dollars USD depending on where you purchase them from).  I would suggest washing w...