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Let's talk about my ass...

It's gonna get fucked, i don't *really* have a choice*. And it isn't just going to get fucked, it's going to get raped. Or something. I don't know. All i know is i want to make this experience as easy as possible. Considering the last time i had something in my butt that wasn't my plug was probably 2011, i'm out of practice.

Things i know:
* Lube
* Lube
* Lube
* Patience
* Lube
* Relax
* Lube
* oh and lube.
* maybe more lube
* enema?
* lube
* also, lube

The 12-15 times i've tried to have buttsex the way 'you're supposed' to has always been fucking uncomfortable. My ass doesn't stretch, or i'm not doing it right. Forplay - check. Relaxed-check. Sometimes alcohol (on my end) - check. Butplug - check. I have TWO buttplugs in two different sizes! One that takes me 30 minutes to get in. It's an NJOY MEDIUM. It isn't like im trying to stuff the [Great American Challenge][http://www.amazon.com/Doc-Johnson-Great-American-Challenge/dp/B002E9I0F2] up there.

Butt Avengers, help.

*this is my dynamic and i do not plan on redding out of it.
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