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Rapture Cookies for all!

Screen shot from American Dad
So... it's the 22nd and we're all still here. Tisk tisk tisk Harold, I'm pretty sure it's a sin in your ridiculous religion to lie about the coming of Jesus. Now Harold Camping has run off. Probably out of shame or perhaps he just wants us to think he was the only one raptured... I'm not buying your bullshit Harold, because it doesn't pass the bullshit test. If it looks like a duck, sounds like a duck and walks like a duck, you can be sure that you're a crock pot. I made rapture cookies from regular chocolate chip cookies, you are all welcome to one, or four, since you SURVIVED THE RAPTURE! :D

And, if you like commemorative t-shirts, you will love these: Rapture Survivalware.
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  1. SeanMay 22, 2011 at 8:25 PM

    a.) This has nothing to do with sex.

    b.) I can has a cookie?! :)

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  2. Ren LaineMay 23, 2011 at 12:37 AM

    I believe I was intentionally vague on where those cookies were going... ;) and yes you can have a cookie.

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