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Vaginas are for hiding things


So, I always thought that "I like sticking stuff in my pussy, so other girls must like that too."  Apparently, this is not the case. And it makes complete sense WHY. It is almost a sexual taboo for girls or women to masturbate. Its getting more "socially acceptable" for girls to touch their no-no-places, thank god. Boys tend to touch themselves and start manipulating their genitals from the time they are actually aware something is down there. Girls are supposed to be "pure" and "naive" and pretend they have a Barbie crotch until they get married and THEN they are expected to be like the girls in the porn movies and be downright explosive in bed. What in the ever loving fuck?

No. The answer is no. I haven't thought of the question yet but the answer. Is. No.

There is absolutely no reason why a woman should be afraid of her own vagina. You have it, its part of you, it doesn't look like your best friends' vagina. It has a scent, it has a lubricant, its got lips. Learn to love it. Pull a mirror between your legs and hang out on the floor and start moving stuff around and looking at it. I know I did as a kid. Since the vagina (all encompassing) is mostly an internal organ, that's the only way you're gonna see it.  Refrain from searching "pussy" or "vagina" in google image search.. I did, and I couldn't find any "normal" looking vaginas; it's all girls/women trying to be sexy or having a bunch of jizz leaking out of their crotches. I just wanted a set of nice, anatomical shots to put at the top of the blog for the picture (to show how different vaginas can be), but no. So we'll have to settle for dildos etc, instead.

 You want to know an excellent way to explore your vagina? Stick a finger in there, or two, or three. Or your whole hand (might need someone else + practice for that one though). Or, you can do what I do, accidentally need a tampon, realize you don't have one, then, run to the pharmacy and grab the first box of tampons you see and not realize you've got applicator-less tampons. That's right, they make those. The box says "now with less applicator waste." Which I thought was pretty cool at first, but once I opened the box and went "well, shit, now what?" it was either go buy another box or follow the directions and stuff one of these things up there accordingly (for those of you wondering, those tampons are awesome).  I've also found another product for getting to know your vagina that I am in love with. They are called Instead (previously Instead Soft Cup) and they are similar to a diva cup if you've heard of those, but you can have sex with an Instead in, not with a Diva Cup. Diva cup has a "stem" on it that you use to remove it and any guy trying to penetrate you vaginally would really not appreciate suddenly finding you've got a Diva cup in.  Instead is an internally worn feminine device.  It consists of a flexible, flat ring and a little plastic reservoir.  You flatten the ring and insert it, once it's inside you over your pelvic bone the ring pops open and creates a little seal with your cervix keeping all the good stuff in. They're great, and you have to insert a finger and hook the ring of the cup to remove it (for new users, please try one on a day you aren't having your period---you will end up making your bathroom look like a murder scene, ask D, he knows the horrors). It sucks, but its no worse than anything else, and bathrooms are easy to clean.

So now that the guys are no longer reading, I suppose I can wrap this up. Most vaginas are asymmetrical. If you're someone who likes symmetry (like me) and your vag doesn't match up, it's normal, and something that can be gotten over.  The color and texture of the skin changes depending on your skin color, tone and other variables.  I suppose I should also mention the clitoris.. That's kind of an important part of the female anatomy. And to break this informational forth wall.. I google image searched "clitoris" and OMG, anatomical images of vaginas! My pussy parade will be real at last!

Found some pictures of lady parts. Some of these lady parts might be airbrushed, some might have had surgery, some might have popped out a kid and some might be in porn. And if yours doesn't look like this? That's totally cool. Vaginas come in all shapes and sizes.  Becoming confident about your genitals helps you become confident with yourself.  It also helps to have a partner who is totally into worshiping said body part. Oh, and don't worry, I'll get to boobs soon.

Something I should note about the pussy parade;  Most women do not pierce their actual clitoris if they are thinking of getting a genital piercing. This is a very rare, difficult and unusual piercing.  Usually women get their clitoral hood pierced.

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  1. intersting perspective i appreciate your candor and honesty . i love open free conversations

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