Uh, so I've been entirely distracted by almost everything; work, movies, TV, going to the zoo, thunderstorms, drawn together, chick-fil-a, geckos and cats stuffing themselves into boxes that are way too small for them. I think I'm also going to start adding personal and anecdotal stories because I can't talk about sex all the time, even though I should. Oh, I've also totally been distracted by sex. Have you ever used a magic wand?
The drawing to the left is of fatthing, I drew it myself. His spot is on the wrong side, but other than that it's totally accurate. Like, 100%. He's even got a cat-flap. Fatthing's real name is Dexter. When we adopted him, his name was Merlin. This cat is no Merlin. I've met smarter rocks than this cat. He also answers to tubby, tubs, Biglots, fatty-fatty-two-by-four-can't-fit-through-the-kitchen-door, fat, and bubba. He also comes when called. Ok, so maybe he's kind of smart. He's also from Upstate New York like the other cat.
To end this, this blog is about to get a lot more boring, or interesting. AUDIENCE it is up to you to decide! Lucky you.
The drawing to the left is of fatthing, I drew it myself. His spot is on the wrong side, but other than that it's totally accurate. Like, 100%. He's even got a cat-flap. Fatthing's real name is Dexter. When we adopted him, his name was Merlin. This cat is no Merlin. I've met smarter rocks than this cat. He also answers to tubby, tubs, Biglots, fatty-fatty-two-by-four-can't-fit-through-the-kitchen-door, fat, and bubba. He also comes when called. Ok, so maybe he's kind of smart. He's also from Upstate New York like the other cat.
To end this, this blog is about to get a lot more boring, or interesting. AUDIENCE it is up to you to decide! Lucky you.
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