Big Coyote Energy

I was so proud of the logo that I got some EWA swag from my cafe press shop to do some quality testing. I've never actually ordered anything from cafe press. Picture is of actual products, they are enjoyable. I use the bag for my ...toys when I need to take them places with me and I'm not sure where I'm going to put the bumper sticker. I'm making real entries soon, I just have total ADD. T-shit giveaway! Don't forget!

Screen shot from American Dad So... it's the 22nd and we're all still here. Tisk tisk tisk Harold, I'm pretty sure it's a sin in your ridiculous religion to lie about the coming of Jesus. Now Harold Camping has run off. Probably out of shame or perhaps he just wants us to think he was the only one raptured... I'm not buying your bullshit Harold, because it doesn't pass the bullshit test. If it looks like a duck, sounds like a duck and walks like a duck, you can be sure that you're a crock pot. I made rapture cookies from regular chocolate chip cookies, you are all welcome to one, or four, since you SURVIVED THE RAPTURE! :D And, if you like commemorative t-shirts, you will love these: Rapture Survivalware .

It disgusts me that one human being can spread so much hate, idiocy and bigotry all in the name of "God." I find it difficult to articulate the absolute repulsion I feel for people like this.  Seriously, my skin is crawling having to even think of words to make this entry. I think the only people that make me feel even worse are the Westboro Baptist Church (Fred Phelps) but he is such a fucking nut job that I can kind of get over that. But Harold Camping has his own radio show that I sometimes pass while looking for NPR.  According to Mr. Camping, the world is going to end on May 21, 2011 (which is also D's birthday encase anyone is wondering, srsly) because of "the gays." As if "the gays" are a reason for anything to happen (except for sexy parties). Fundamentalist Christians just cherry pick and rose-glass their way through the bible, browsing along like a choosy mom in the supermarket picking only the most obscure items in the store. Then bringing...

This thing is nearing 1000 page views soon, I was thinking about giving away a tee-shirt for the 1003 page vie w. Thats right one thousand and third page view.  Send me an email (eroticwetatomic@gmail.com) with a screenshot of the blog. If this thing allows multiple people to see the same number then the first person to email me will receive the kiriban.  Girls or guys tee (guys pictured to the left). Girls tee is a girls fit.  International is an option but it will be send USPS probably with no tracking.. We'll figure it out. It's the least I can do for those who actually take the time to view this blog.  Thank you all! PS; the counter is at the very bottom ;)

So, I always thought that "I like sticking stuff in my pussy, so other girls must like that too."  Apparently, this is not the case. And it makes complete sense WHY. It is almost a sexual taboo for girls or women to masturbate. Its getting more "socially acceptable" for girls to touch their no-no-places, thank god. Boys tend to touch themselves and start manipulating their genitals from the time they are actually aware something is down there. Girls are supposed to be "pure" and "naive" and pretend they have a Barbie crotch until they get married and THEN they are expected to be like the girls in the porn movies and be downright explosive in bed. What in the ever loving fuck? No. The answer is no. I haven't thought of the question yet but the answer. Is. No. There is absolutely no reason why a woman should be afraid of her own vagina. You have it, its part of you, it doesn't look like your best friends' vagina. It has a scent,...

Oh My God guys its MAY!  I totally dropped the ball updating in april.. Brb, gonna blame it on a cat. This thing is about to get a lot busier. A lot. I've just discovered Dan Savage and I think I'm in love with a gay man. Listening to his podcasts and reading his column has given me a ton of inspiration for posts. My plan is to update once a week, or three times a month or so. I'm  absolutely willing to take topic questions if a viewer has one. I know you guys are out there, I seeeee youuuuu. ;) Happy to keep stuff anonymous--just toss me an email : eroticwetatomic@gmail.com and let me know whats up. If you want any pertinent info included let me know, or I can leave it out. Almost any topic applies, even shit like "how many dicks have you had in your vagina?" Not necessarily a topic post, but I can tack it on somewhere. Future post topics for May include: Girls: You have VAGINAS--USE THEM Finding the perfect partner Keeping your relationship exciting ...

Uh, so I've been entirely distracted by almost everything; work, movies, TV, going to the zoo, thunderstorms, drawn together, chick-fil-a, geckos and cats stuffing themselves into boxes that are way too small for them. I think I'm also going to start adding personal and anecdotal stories because I can't talk about sex all the time, even though I should. Oh, I've also totally been distracted by sex. Have you ever used a magic wand? The drawing to the left is of fatthing, I drew it myself. His spot is on the wrong side, but other than that it's totally accurate. Like, 100%.  He's even got a cat-flap. Fatthing's real name is Dexter. When we adopted him, his name was Merlin. This cat is no Merlin. I've met smarter rocks than this cat. He also answers to tubby, tubs, Biglots, fatty-fatty-two-by-four-can't-fit-through-the-kitchen-door, fat, and bubba. He also comes when called. Ok, so maybe he's kind of smart. He's also from Upstate New York like...