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Hitachi Magic Wand Review

My hitachi and accessory collection.
 I have owned one of these bad boys for months now, and all I can say is that this thing is worth its weight in gold.  I am one of those girls who find it almost impossible to achieve orgasm though vaginal penetration of any kind. It sucks, it sucks super hardcore, but all that changed after I got my magic wand.

Now, this thing is marketed as a regular massager.. but the picture to the right is exactly what my kit came with (including the bullet vibe). Yeah, looks totally innocent doesn't it? Those dildo-like attachments work great for your feet.. or back.. Actually they would probably work better for other body parts (internal anal stimulation?) They didn't do anything for my vagina in terms of orgasm, but hey, feel free to try.  Let me know what you experience.

 Pros:
  • 1. It plugs into the wall.  There is no more of this "batteries running out at the crucial moment" thing. That tiny bullet vibe? Fuckin assed out on me right as I was about to climax one day.  Needless to say, the batteries in that sucker haven't been replaced. 
  • 2. Clitoral stimulation where YOU want it! I've got a ridiculously sensitive clit. Like, I don't even like my partners touching it because usually just ends up hurting me instead of being sexy. Before my wand, I didn't think I'd ever have a clitoral orgasm.   Now I can have three.  I can even have vaginal and clitoral orgasms at the same time. No one loses!
  • 3. If you have this thing in your bag and someone decides to mug you, it doubles as a weapon. The thing is the size of a club.  Beat down of the century. 
  • 4. Variable speed control. Granted, it only has two speeds, but two is usually enough. White dot is "low" red dot is "high." Red dot is too much for me.


Cons:
  • 1. Must be near an outlet to use
  • 2. The wand is big. Very big. It takes a lot of work to get it into the right place for some sexual positions. 
This is hands down, my favorite toy.  If I burn this thing out you bet I will be laying down a few more bucks for a new one.  There are a lot of imitation toys out there to the wand, don't settle for less. This thing is basically indestructible.


Usibility: 8/10
Size: 10/10
Clenliness: 10/10
Wow factor: 10/10 

Overall? 9.5/10
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